Cover Letter

To whom this may concern

I have no desire to work for your corporation. I believe I am too cute to work. I plan on spending my 9 to 5 on the beach making love and drinking wine, while having the cool ocean breeze running through my hair.

I plan on spending my lunch hour building sand castles, and feeling the sand slip away in between my toes while the waves crash and wash over me.

Instead of attending phone conferences I plan on spending that time cooking decadent meals and entertaining my friends.

Instead of joining the rush hour commuters I plan on rolling over in bed and looking out my window to the beautiful view of the country side admiring the beauty of a sun rise over snow capped mountains.

Instead of being stressed out and chewed out in morning meetings I plan on being in the lotus position while breathing deeply and being in touch with my higher self.

I plan on spending my evenings going to the theater and immersing myself in culture. So I plan on being out till all hours of the night. So I do not need the stress of having to get up early for work. And again I plan on making love in the morning and evening and any other time or place I so choose.

Instead of commuting I plan on traveling and seeing the world. I plan on working on my art. Which include writing, drawing, painting and photography.

Instead of work seminars I plan on taking dance lessons and perfecting my tango moves.

So please do not consider me for employment. I plan on living a long and fulfilling life that does not include slaving away for you to make you even more richer. I plan on dying in my sleep well over the age of a hundred with a smile on my face after yet again making love.

Sincerely,
Me