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| Inner court yard of El museo Arqueologico |
After a quick cab ride to the
Very safe San Antonio part of town
I settled in nicely at "Casa Café"
Got a private room for $25,000 pesos. No mirrors.
But had several lounge areas, a hammock, kitchen and two shared bathrooms and WiFi.
Also back to no TV.
But a great book exchange.
I managed almost no TV since I left the States. Except for those ten days in Tenguel were I had nothing to do except watch endless amount of
Películas en TNT español.
| View from La Casa Cafe |
I for the most part have been
out. Or just had no access.
Like did you guys know that the Olympics
had started.
Missed Wimbledon and Katie
Holmes is now divorcing Tom Cruise! No reality
TV, just my reality life. Also heard about the two mass shootings
All my info now comes through Facebook.
After a not exactly HOT shower
I was refreshed and hungry.
So off I went completely clueless
but guide book in hand.
Cali is considered the Salsa capitol of the world.
It is also well know for having over 1,700+ assassins
for hire.
After wondering around a bit I found the market area of the city
I managed a buñuelo which I normally
love but half way through, it was just to
greasy and on the verge of going stale
washed it down with a Colombia for under $3,000 pesos
and I finally ended my months long search for a yellow
highlighter $1,000 pesos (I honestly have not really been
searching just occasionally glancing around for one ).
Everywhere I looked I could not help
feeling disgusted at the amount of deep fried food
available everywhere. Everything is fried and monochromatic
tan.
I miss Wendy's, heck at this point even McDonald's
would be most welcome. I would give anything for a
brick oven pizza. Loads of Dunkin Donuts around
but I am not that desperate yet.
After wondering around some more aimlessly
I found Iglesia de la Merced and the adjacent
Arqueológico museum. It is a mid 16th century church.
The best part was the court yard and the impressive tree outside
Visited another half dozen churches
All old and boring
I did enjoy walking in the park along side
El Rio Cali, that is the best part of Cali.
As night fell the weather finally got cooler
Popped in for a mani pedi $17,000 pesos
Could of gotten it for $10,000 but they lacked AC.
Walking back was scary scary
Night had fully fallen and no one was out
The few people that were out were Men.
No women. It was only 7PM! Never been more glad to
be back in the safety of my room. I am learning to trust my
sense of direction more.
Got invited to a salsa club
I got lucky the next day was a national holiday
so everyone was going out to party.
Went to the Tin Tin Decco club $10,000 pesos to get in
But it's consumable which equals to about 4 beers.
Had my first salsa lesson. Figured out the two basic step
still haven't master el pasito calieno. But I must
of been doing good, got asked out to dance twice!
I wore my teal green flapper dress. It was meant
to be shaken. I will have to invest in a small pair of heels.
Several shots of rum later we were off
It was 2:30am the clubs close at 3am.
We were going to another club were the rules are not
as regulated.
We went to Las Brisas de Jamundi
That place was something else. Everyone oozed money.
My perfect gravity defying tits and ass never stood a chance
and I am a 36DD
I clearly have too many pesky ribs!
I clearly could not compete.
Cali is also known for its renowned cheap plastic surgery.
Several shots later a beautiful specimen of a man
With dark chocolate colored skin came up to me.
Started telling me he was from Texas
Anything I wanted no problem
Showing off his $2300 sneakers, Versace jeans
Louis Vuitton belt and last seasons Hugo boss sweater.
I was not impressed.
But then he told me about his wife from Ontario
I lost total interest at that point. But my favorite part was
When he started rattling off a long list of drugs
he could get me. The only one I recognize was marijuana.
Turns out he was previously talking to someone else in my group
He told her "tengo armas" among other things
Clearly this tactic must work wonders on foreign girls.
I decided to pass up my opportunity to shack up with a
wanna be narco in the ritzy part of town.
On the way out actual narcos on horses.
You know God I was just kidding when
I said I wanted a wealthy narco boyfriend....I think.....
Apparently there is a narco farm nearby.
Everyone else had cool cars.
Those poor mustangs looked anorexic.
You figured with all that drug money they could afford some hay
Got in near 5 am 7 of us squeezed into the worlds tiniest taxi
Passed out in bed naked, must remember to eat before
consuming two bottles of rum next time
I do not believe I will be returning to Cali anytime soon
The people were very nice to me, but it just felt
odd. Like something was not right. Just not a good vibe.



